The Surprise Party is a political party dedicated to liberty, equality and fraternity. Oh Yes. The surprise party is an all new, all singing, all dancing, all gosh darn bonkers party. If you are dissatisfied with today's world, and with the choice of grey men in grey suits with matchstalk man and matchstalk cats and dogs, come on down and join the surprise party.
Listen to us!
Our Party Song!
(You'll need real audio)

So, this is how may sane people there are, is it?
Oooh, sorry, we seem to have been a bit premature. The surprise party web site is not yet finished - but hey! come back soon, we'll be waiting for you
We were doing some thinking, and we thought `Politicians are bonkers, aren't they.' And then we thought some more, and we wrote our manifesto. Read it and weep, fat boy. Err... well, you can't read it just yet.
So, you've read our manifesto and hey, you might just like it. But what are we actually going to do? Here are our short term (say, the next one-hundred years) policies.

So, you've eaten our manifesto, gorged yourselves on our policies. All that you need to to now is drop us an e-mail.

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Now you've done that, you can pop off and visit the light lunch web site. You know you want to.